February 2012
Bitch, I don't know you!
My step sister apparently wrote on my wall on her birthday something about my not telling her happy birthday and about her being my only sister… Ok, 1. I’ve met you twice in my life, and both times you were weird. 2. you are *not* my sister. You are my *step* sister. That I’ve only met twice. 3. I have another step sister, actually, so you aren’t even the only one of those....
“Creo que las vidas de todos nosotros serían mejores si cada uno de ustedes...”
– Gabriel García Márquez (via leopoco)
Things my dog (attempts to) gnaw on:
1. My bras
2. My underwear
3. My shoes (specifically work shoes)
4. My clothes in general
5. Cardboard
6. My body piercings
7. My fingers
8. My toes
9. My hair
10. Me in general
11. Not her gratuitous amount of toys
12. Not her ridiculously expensive holistic dog food.
What is it with my puppy and attacking all my piercings? She beelines for my tunnels if she can reach them. Belly button too. Little turd. I’ll be happy when she’s not teething anymore. -.-
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I'm designing flyers to put on cars for my job. Oh...
I am getting paid with a bar tab. Heck yes.
It makes me happy that my friends have become...
(Totally for Neil and Ryan.)
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Sooo...I'm organizing a show?
Anyone wanna be in it?
